Your English is Totally Americanized
No doubt about it, you're a total red blooded American. Or at least you talk like one.
You probably learned your English in the good ole USA, and no one would dare mistake you for a Brit.

As far as you're concerned, "lift" is a verb. And you're not even sure what "bullocks" means.
And someone couldn't pay you enough to eat a courgette. That just sounds like a fancy french shoe to you!
       

Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what I think I'm thinking then we've got a problem.