Your English is Totally Americanized
No doubt about it, you're a total red blooded American. Or at least you talk like one.
You probably learned your English in the good ole USA, and no one would dare mistake you for a Brit.

As far as you're concerned, "lift" is a verb. And you're not even sure what "bullocks" means.
And someone couldn't pay you enough to eat a courgette. That just sounds like a fancy french shoe to you!
       

I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see. John Burroughs